Wednesday, April 29, 2015

10 Reasons Why Having A Dog Is Better Than Having A Boyfriend (Well, most of the time!)


Dogs and boyfriends both words exude immense love for their owner/gf however there are several days when a girl would wish to exchange her boyfriend for a cute and loyal dog. Here are the top reasons why having a dog is sometimes better than having a boyfriend/husband ... and even a kid.

1. They'll be there for you

Your little 4 legged friend will remain with you ALL the time... through thick and thin, through bad singing and vomit bouts, through high fevers and romantic make outs. Your pup won't leave your side unless you tell it to. Like a loyal little friend, your dog can always be counted on to be there when you need it the most.

2. They love you, just the way you are.

Whether you look like Lord Voldemort or Dark Vader, your dog doesn't care. What she does care about is how much you love and care for her... and she'll be there always waiting to you give back the love and hugs and slobbery kisses.

3. Don't you love those puppy eyes?

After a day of dealing with horrible bosses, snarly traffic jams and double faced friends, here is a face you can absolutely trust. The love in these eyes will make all the troubles go away.

4. A dog is a little baby sans the tantrums and maintenance

Aren't they actually like little babies? Only they won't sulk and pout when they don't get what they want. They are the best little toy for you.

5. A Perfect travel companion

Once you have taken a trip with a dog, you know that she is the perfect travel buddy. She will enjoy the shit out of your road trip.

6. You'll never again worry about spilled food or leftovers

Spilled food? Not a problem for these little lickers! They will wipe all of it all your floor in a matter of minutes.

7. You will never, ever have to worry about the security of your house

Need explaining? Ask my UPS guy.

8. Never again worry about missing out on a few gym sessions. 

The little, 4 legged guy at home will make sure you get plenty of exercise.

9. You won't sleep late, ever

 You don't need an alarm clock, you don't need a wake up call. You don't have to worry about missing out gym or office. Your dear doggie has been appointed the official waker-uper of the house.

 10. Prepare to get smothered by love

Once you have a dear doggie at home, you will not need anyone else. She will fill all you waking hours with unconditional, even suffocating love. If you have more than one be prepared to get attacked with loving slobbering tongues and paws that just want to feel your love.

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